Hi, my name is GG the Giraffe!!
Welcome to my super cool, hand-coded webpage! I did it all myself, no help from any of my siblings! Beebop says it would look nicer if I learned more CSS but I think it has old web charm so his advice is garbage.
If you want to go back to the owl's website, whoever that is, click this link right here or the little me in the corner!
This is what I look like in real life, playing the kazookaphone. I'm very good at it, even better than Rabbit. Don't tell her I said that, she'll get super jealous.
Here are some extra fun facts about me that you may not know because I'm so cool and mysterious:
- My full name is Gwendolindia Gertrudofferson!
- The band was totally named after me hey wait why is that footnote there[x]
- I have a gazillion followers on social media! ...Which social media? Um don't worry about that
- I've always wanted a penguin and one day I'm gonna convince Petes to buy me one
- Reading is my favorite thing to do! I love books and I'm totally the smartest and best robot
- I'm so smart because I have an advanced learning module and I can plug myself right in to electrical stuff. I read so fast you wouldn't be able to keep up
- I love everything pop culture like movies and TV
- I don't get to leave the house that often so I have all the time in the world to read and watch TV and I'm never sad about it ever
- The Spine lost a bet and now he has to be my backup dancer whenever the band plays Diamonds for the rest of time (which is a long while, trust me)
- I'm over 115 years old but I wasn't awake for a lot of it because I was in a box in the basement actually let me talk about something else
- I am the coolest, bestest, smartest, most amazing Walter robot there ever was and if you disagree that means you're being so mean to me and that's not allowed
Thanks for visiting my page! See you later, hehe!
[x] Despite her insistence, Steam Powered Giraffe got its name from a much larger mechanical giraffe named Delilah.